A.C.R.I.M.O.N.I.O.U.S. Engine

Sunday, May 17, 2009 at 4:58 AM | Posted by notRuairi

Accelerated Convergence Reactor Intelligent Matrix Orientation and Navigation Interdimensional-Oscillator Unity System Engine

Description

Affectionately known as "Achey-moany-arse" due to noise created by the friction from the interdimensional resonance barrier adsorption, which creates a unique, somehow familiar and universally irritating whine.

History

Built in August of 2007.

Engine

  • Engine Builder: Tdriton Dynamics
  • Type: TdA.C.R.I.M.O.N.I.O.U.S.
  • Horsepower: 6.022x10^23
  • Maximum Speed: 6.022x10^23km/s (coincidentally)
  • No. Differnt Alan Keys Needed: 83569
  • Avg. No. Fatalities/Engine Construction: 148
  • Reliability: 1 failure per 12 million units
  • Flatpack option: Yes

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